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Elevator Psychology

Rai — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 15:21:11 +0000

This post is too random to be in this blog but is funny anyway. Since I am too busy revamping PinoyTux’s new appearance, I give this funny video to you. The video is about how people react to peer pressure, specifically inside an elevator and the people in the video are hilarious! Just watch and I am sure that you will agree.

I hope I get to make you smile just even a bit.

Demotivators

Rai — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:36:41 +0000

Lethargy is kicking in again. Maybe I’m just tired. That is why this post is as lame as I am today. Anyway, if you feel as lethargic as me, you can read these demotivators and hope that you will realize that no matter how bad your day is, the worse is yet to come.

Feel better? Me neither.
Images are from www.despair.com

MacBook Air Commercial Parody

Rai — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 06:24:50 +0000

Are you still eyeing that wonderful MacBook Air and asking yourself if you should buy it? Still convincing your spouse that you need MacBook Air instead of a conventional notebook?

Then this video might help you with your decision making:

MacBook Air: Why the hell not?

The Reason Why I love My Computer

Rai — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 22:35:03 +0000

Disclaimer: I have REAL friends, those who don’t necessarily live inside my computer.

Source: Zwani.com

If Computers Were Human…

Rai — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 05:48:15 +0000

Thanks to globalnerdy.com

The Price of Gas

Rai — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:34:23 +0000

More Unix Jokes

Rai — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:36:12 +0000

I never grow tired of Linux jokes, and neither should you So to give you another good day ahead, here is yet another Unix joke for you to laugh at.

What you are about to read are Unix commands and the corresponding error messages that each command generate, thrown in with a bit of sense of humor. The result? Funny geeky stuff.

Enjoy

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?
Unmatched .”

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% (-
(- : Command not found.

% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink < bottle ; opener
bottle: cannot open opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create

(Thanks to netfunny.com)

Internet is Your Friend

Rai — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:35:51 +0000

I have been very fond of comic strips lately, spending at least an hour of my online time just browsing through pages and pages of comic strips. Some even made their way to this blog, including this one:

Mobile Phone with Crime Deterrent

Rai — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 00:45:05 +0000

Very effective, huh?

Thanks, stevenhumor.com

Rex Navarrete’s Hella Pinoy

Rai — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:35:31 +0000

If you are looking for some funny stuff to watch, you have to watch Rex Navarrete’s Hella Pinoy over at youtube.com.

Those who are not familiar with Rex Navarrete, he is the famous Pinoy comedian behind popular comedy stories of Maritess vs Super Friends and SBC Packers among other stand-up comedies that are widely famous and loved by Filipinos in California.

Thanks to pinoyskull.com for recommending this.

Disclaimer: PinoyTux is not responsible in any way for stomach aches and gas resulting from laughing too hard.

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Linux Jokes!

Rai — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:56:57 +0000

It’s joke time!

I searched around the net to find some funny Linux jokes. Also, if you have a few Linux jokes in your arsenal, share it with us here

Macs are for those who don’t want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn’t work.
Windows is for those who don’t want to know why their computer doesn’t work.

This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.

Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands.
He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, “At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough.”
The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turns and says, “At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.”
The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At Sun, we don`t piss on our hands.”

The box said “Requires Windows 95 or better.” I can’t understand why it won’t work on my Linux computer.

Linux, DOS, Windows NT — The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=91105
http://www.linuxweb.com/lw_jokes.html

Today is April Fool’s Day

Rai — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:54:39 +0000

Hey everyone! It is April Fool’s Day today and today is a great day to use that prank that has been in your head for so long on someone gullible.

In line with this annual event of hoaxes, jokes and pranks, I now bring you some of my favorite stuff that made me laugh my head off or simply just put a smile into my snobbish face.

ipostr.com - Their site contains images with funny captions that will sure to entertain you during those boring times in front of your computer. Common sense is required.

Achmed - Please don’t be mad at me for posting this. This was funny because Achmed was hilarious. That’s it.

Museum of Hoaxes -This site contains listings of world popular hoaxes. You might pick up a great hoax to spread for today.

Whose Line is it Anyway? - Very funny TV show. A must watch to burn 20 minutes of your time.

Computer Pranks - Now is the time to put those playful geekiness into action. Might require computer knowledge and desire to understand instructions.

I have a few more sites that escapes my memory as I write this. Maybe I willÂ update this later. Or maybe not. Until then, have a nice April Fool’s Day!

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