The Reason Why I love My Computer

Rai    Jokes     computer, funny friends, Jokes, love

Disclaimer: I have REAL friends, those who don’t necessarily live inside my computer.

Source: Zwani.com

If Computers Were Human…

Rai    Jokes     computers, human, mac, picture, unix, vista

Thanks to globalnerdy.com

The Price of Gas

Rai    Jokes     beer, gas, price, sign

More Unix Jokes

Rai    Jokes, Linux     commands, funny, joke, Linux, unix

I never grow tired of Linux jokes, and neither should you So to give you another good day ahead, here is yet another Unix joke for you to laugh at.

What you are about to read are Unix commands and the corresponding error messages that each command generate, thrown in with a bit of sense of humor. The result? Funny geeky stuff.

Enjoy

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?
Unmatched .”

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
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Internet is Your Friend

Rai    Internet, Jokes     comic, friend, Internet, joke

I have been very fond of comic strips lately, spending at least an hour of my online time just browsing through pages and pages of comic strips. Some even made their way to this blog, including this one: