Linux Jokes!
It’s joke time!
I searched around the net to find some funny Linux jokes. Also, if you have a few Linux jokes in your arsenal, share it with us here 
Macs are for those who don’t want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn’t work.
Windows is for those who don’t want to know why their computer doesn’t work.
This is Linux land. In silent nights you can hear the Windows machines rebooting.
Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands.
He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried.
Turning to the other two, he says, “At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough.”
The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel.
He turns and says, “At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient.”
The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, “At Sun, we don`t piss on our hands.”
The box said “Requires Windows 95 or better.” I can’t understand why it won’t work on my Linux computer.
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really funny … good search
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Top ten reasons that Bill Gates would run for president…
1) He wants to buy an old Cesna, paintit flashy colors, and call it Air Force ‘95.
He thinks that he can use MS Money to balance the budget.
2) He heard that some government agencies were using LINUX.
3) He wants to get that illegal sports car in SF Bay into the US.
4) He just thinks it would be neat to be president of two big thingies.
5) He’s hot for Janet Reno.
6) His ego needs to be inflated.
7) He lost the key to his mansion, so he needs a new place to live.
9) He feels that Perot just didn’t throw enough money at it.
10) He wants to make Windows ‘98 the official operating system of the USA.
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Hihihi here’s more: http://www.linuxweb.com/lw_jokes.html
dannybuntu’s last blog post..Somebody Watching You in the Dark
Thanks for sharing, danny! It’s nice to laugh a little every now and then
yup yup!
laughter is the best medicine.
When I can afford to I would love to spend some time and money on a linux system. The biggest joke of all must be the fact that Windows is running the show. Although Linux would be able to do it much better!
Thanks to the article, it make the life of a seo/link building easier and make the commenter come back again and again. I searched for a while to find the right answer to my questions!
heres a good one…
Use the best when it comes to computers!
Apple for graphics
Palm for mobility
Linux for servers
Windows for solitaire