I never grow tired of Linux jokes, and neither should you 
So to give you another good day ahead, here is yet another Unix joke for you to laugh at.
What you are about to read are Unix commands and the corresponding error messages that each command generate, thrown in with a bit of sense of humor. The result? Funny geeky stuff.
Enjoy 
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?
Unmatched .”
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man: : Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(- : Command not found.
% sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle ; opener
bottle: cannot open opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create
(Thanks to netfunny.com)
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