More Unix Jokes

I never grow tired of Linux jokes, and neither should you :D So to give you another good day ahead, here is yet another Unix joke for you to laugh at.

What you are about to read are Unix commands and the corresponding error messages that each command generate, thrown in with a bit of sense of humor. The result? Funny geeky stuff.

Enjoy ;)

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?
Unmatched .”

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

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Internet is Your Friend

I have been very fond of comic strips lately, spending at least an hour of my online time just browsing through pages and pages of comic strips. Some even made their way to this blog, including this one:

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Mobile Phone with Crime Deterrent

Very effective, huh? =))

Thanks, stevenhumor.com

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